by olivia.garoute December 05, 2021
a tiny, private school in independence, mo. the rules are really strict and nobody likes going to school there (some people won't admit to it though).
regular kid: "hey, so did i see you kiss that guy last night?"
cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."
regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"
cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."
regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"
by tnwm09 April 09, 2009
When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).
by Zak Johnson August 19, 2006
by marg n homur February 07, 2018
n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....
by Will Duke September 01, 2007
Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.
Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
by bmajestic June 24, 2014
Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.
Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 01, 2020