Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.

That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!

by Aintry May 13, 2022

pre-Covidian

A term used to describe the historical period prior to COVID-19.

I dream almost every night of pre-Covidian times!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020

Branch Covidian

A radical left-wing libtard commie cult of blue-haired freaks who are entranced in Mass Formation Psychosis over fear of a make-believe virus.

Look at that Branch Covidian wearing his mask while driving along in the car.

by mrbig4575 December 12, 2022

Raunch Covidian

Raunch Covidian

An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.

My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.

While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.

Raunch covidian

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Brunch Covidian

Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.

Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020

Branch Covidian

People who refuse to take the basic precautions to prevent the transmission of a deadly virus, especially the guidelines pertaining to crowed environments and proper distancing; or
someone who refuses to take the basic precautions because they believe their deity will protect them.

80 Branch Covidians were infected, 2 of whom died after they ignored social distancing during a gathering.

by Livid Citizen August 18, 2020