Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new

jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse

by edward houssein November 19, 2007

Country Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.

At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin

by Dagwood55 March 08, 2019

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 28, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 27, 2010

Country Blumpkin

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin

"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"

by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009

Country Blumpkin

To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.

1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin

by Turkmeister June 01, 2005

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

by Michael Osmolak April 12, 2008