Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

Cooper Coons by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

alessandra coons 

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

alessandra coons by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017

Emergency Coons 

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.

Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!

Emergency Coons by Matthew Hunter April 7, 2008

Whyalla coons

The whyalla coons or people call them the runamucks because All they do is go to westlands everyday and think they can do whatever the fuck they want bc there aboriginals and no teen age girl can go to westlands with there friends cause they will get bashed by these aboriginals who think they run the town they even try to bash adults

Is there runamucks or the whyalla coons in Westlands today oh I better tell my kid not to go there

Whyalla coons by Lolssssssss January 21, 2019

tyler coons 

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.

Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?

tyler coons by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021

the coons 

the coons are a group of people that are alpha males they have the biggest dicks and would fuck any girl in sight ecept keith he is a dickless faggot and gets no bitches unlike Dylan has the biggest and juiciest dick that your girlfriend would want (yes im stroking myself when typing this) sam is the second biggest dick ever and dylan and sam do threesomes, one in the mouth one in the back and they highfive over the girl when she is bent over jack is the tallest mother fucker in the group i swear hes a nigga too bad that monkey cant swim with all that being said keith your still a fucking niggerrrrr and will get no bitches and would fuck fiona wrote by keiths big black monkey brother

hey stacy should we get gangbanged by the coons

the coons by keithsafucking coon nigger ape May 26, 2022

Panda coons 

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

Panda coons by Loveydisco September 17, 2022