bitch ass motherfucking cockface

What you say when you're extremely triggered.

Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!

by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018

twatty mc cockface

any person (or teacher) who is a pain in the *insert rude word here*

you twatty mc cockface!

by s-to-the-w,w,w,wowza! October 19, 2006

Cuckface

Descriptor pertaining to the awkward nature of Nu-male faces and expressions, especially in photography of both candid and premeditated respects.

Anon-chan: "Why do all Nu-males make this same dumbass smile, it's gay as hell."

Anon-kun: "I heard it's called cuckface."

Anon-senpai: "They look extremely neurotic and anxious behind those fake smiles. You can see it in their eyes: it's all a show. This upbeat, spontaneous facade they put up is so forced and dishonest."

by ThatArseClownInTheCorner December 23, 2017

cock face

Somebody who is acting like a complete shithead.

John kicked a puppy; hence, he is a cock face.

by Sean Scogs February 13, 2004

cock face

a person being an idiot, jerk, cock, asshole, or being plain stupid.

shortened term - also see being a cock.

"fuck dude your being such a cock face right now"

"dont be such a cock face!"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

cock face

when you take a pair of sunglasses and set them on your penis while you are naked. Thus making a face with your penis as the nose, ballsack as the chin, the pubes as the hair, and the sunglasses as the eyes. The hair style of the face can vary depending on the length of your pubic hairs. It looks very funny.

"hey look my cock face has a beard!"

by Tyler C. November 15, 2007

Clockface

A woman who sleeps with guys "around the clock", (usually referring to married women).

"Oh man she's such a clockface"

by Mrs. teapot (not a clockface) January 4, 2019