climb him like a tree

Slang indicating that a man is very tall in addition to being attractive, implying that to have sex with him, one would need to climb him first.

Have you seen that hot new intern? I'm going to climb him like a tree.

by mablesse July 6, 2011

climbing hills

To have sex with a fat girl.

I know this guy named Phil who likes climbing hills.

by ryan y May 27, 2006

Climax

The most dramatic and exciting moment of a story, usually containing high levels of action and fighting.
Also, the point in sex where a person orgasms. Usually the most intense part (like the above definition).

The climax of this story is when the hero saves London from the evil villain!
He was reaching his climax quicker than he wanted!

by Lionberry December 30, 2020

Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of

Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"

by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014

Social Climber

Someone who attempts to climb social classes, usually in regard to popularity, in order to seem cooler and/or more popular themselves. These people will go to any extent to make it to the top, even destroy former friendships.

Person 1: Did you see the invite list to Jimmy's party?

Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.

Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.

Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.

Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.

by Big Trungus 2000 June 10, 2019

climate sceptic

A better sounding name for an air pollution advocate usually paid by, interested in, or manipulated by the pollution-heavy industries. They usually claim themselves (falsely) to be an expert in environmental sciences. Their main purpose is to propagate pro-pollution attitude.

Probably Bjørn Lomborg was the only respectable climate sceptic but for now he does not support his former opinions anymore either.

by antiglobe October 28, 2010

trad climber

A climber who is able to look at himself in the mirror and be reasonably okay with the unbathed figure staring back at him.

I've been doing a lot less drugs since I became a trad climber.

by psyched will April 24, 2011