chutney

n. the space between a man's testicles and anus

see also: grundle, taint

After I ran a mile I sure did have a lot of cleaning to do in the chutney area.

by Sat Shenoy May 3, 2004

chutney

vaporized marijuana; used for cooking or smoking

Smoking chutney is a very cerebral high but very harsh on your lungs; it is better use it for cannabutter.

by chutney13 June 14, 2012

chutney

a gorgeous chunky woman

That Dawn French is a fabulous bit of chutney

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

Chutney Farmer

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 3, 2004

chutney ferret

Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013