crumpkin

Getting a blow job while doing crunches. That's motivation.

While doing some of his 3000 crunches a day, Rinaldo gets a crumpkin from Kim Kardashian.

by dc43 July 19, 2010

Chumkin

Dearest friend.

Jelit :Quick question..
If you had chance to nickname me, what would you call..
Digu :. Chumkin

by Bundleoftantrums July 17, 2018

Chumpin

A situation, place, or person and the term varies and could mean empty, lame, or unexciting

Walking into a restaurant and seeing it empty, This place is Chumpin

by Happy-Meal May 4, 2011

Chumping

'Chumping' is gathering wood for Bonfire Night.

Come on, it's Bonnie Night next week. Let's go chumping.

by Gulftastic October 29, 2015

Chimpkin

This is the act of throwing your arms in the air and swaying them to and fro, whilest screaming and shreaking like a chimp; during the act of anal penetration.

fyi:Intermittent ass slapping is common during this act.

I love commiting a chimpkin on my lady.

by glock17 - Rick April 26, 2006

Crumpkin

The logical evolution of the blumpkin: receiving head while taking a shit while smoking crack.

After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!

by Pam Landry July 7, 2009

clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007