A sort-of religious holiday for the non-religious. Chaka Khan takes place around the first full moon in October, and last 2 weeks (the week prior to the moon being full and the week afterward). It is acceptable to celebrate Chaka Khan longer, if you choose.
Chaka Khan is meant for people to have as much fun and enjoyment as possible over the 2 weeks as they can. This could mean taking time off work, as good times can be exhausting and work can be a buzz kill. Possibly starting each day with a cocktail, dancing each night, and wearing feather boas or cocktail gowns on a Monday. It is the practice to treat each day of these 2 weeks of Chaka Khan as a celebration, and remove all stress, boredom, upset and work from your life.

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employee : "I need to take the next 2 weeks off for Religious reasons."
boss: "What holiday is it? Hannukhah?"
employee "No. It's Chaka Khan."

woman: "I thought we were gong to Home Depot for that thing you were going to install this weekend?"
man: "Forget it, doll. It's Chaka Khan. I'm doing mushrooms and tripping around town."

Chaka Khan by Lola Ramona September 18, 2013

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Chaka Chaka

a funny slang word for sex

"Amy and Miguel did chaka chaka all night long."

"Did you guys chaka chaka yet?"

"I am doing chaka chaka with your boyfriend right now, please call me back in 4 hours."

Chaka Chaka by anon April 25, 2004

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chaka paaa

*shots from the Sr Pelo Scream Cannon™*

CHAKA PAAA, CHAKA PAAA, PAAA PAAA PAAA PAAA PAAA

Shotgun man: oh, is this piss? *slurmph* Ahhh *piss choke* noooo!!! it's piss!!!

chaka paaa by qpwoeirutyañsldkfjghzmxncbv March 28, 2021

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Chaka-Chaka

(v) making a sexy time, sex, shagging

"hey octavio did you make chaka-chaka last night?"

Chaka-Chaka by Salba! July 23, 2009

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