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Cannabisism

The act of cannabis consuming itself in some way.
No.1: "Dude, I think my weed ate itself..."

No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"

No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."
by RalphHoward November 19, 2013
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cannabism

worshipping the ganj. used usually when people first find out you're a pothead. one who practices cannabism is a cannabist.
First guy: "man i didnt know you smoked pot"

Cannabist: "dude, ever since that party a few months ago i've converted to cannabism"
by thizzzykitty February 26, 2009
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Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.
Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"
by SCL-SL March 5, 2009
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Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.
When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.
by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011
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cannibalism

The act of eating another person of same species...or Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car,

But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!

My god, there's blood everywhere!
Cannibalism
by wow bro, really? May 28, 2015
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Cannibalistic Vegetarian

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.
Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.
by Tofu June 24, 2004
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Cannabliss

The state of being totally euphoric under the influence of cannabis.
That profound statement was written in a moment of cannabliss.
by Ridiculous13 December 10, 2017
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