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An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
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An asshole who is obsessed with his worthless job. Yells at poor innocent children and accuses someone of stealing every five minutes. Probably wears a sweatervest and lives with his mom.
"Did you steal those fries?"

"Back of cafeteria man, and get a real job, you're practically 50"
by justanotheryouth December 11, 2009
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Cafeteria Corpse

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When someone in Among Us gets killed in the Cafeteria on either The Skeld or Mira HQ. This could also relate to anyone killed in the dropship on Polus
Souta: Why must I be killed in the cafeteria for the FIFTH TIME!!!!
John: Guess you are the local Cafeteria Corpse, Souta.
by SoutaCat October 23, 2020
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cafeteria catholic

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A catholic who chooses to follow the correct doctrines of the catholic church, and choosing not to follow the pretty much ridiculous ones.
Silvio feels that gay people should have the right to marry, so he is a cafeteria catholic.
by Vito Antonio December 6, 2006
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Cafeteria Catholic

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A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.
Im proud to be a Cafeteria Catholic, it means I am intelligent.
by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009
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Cafeteria Religion

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Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs
Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.
by motel November 11, 2013
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cafeteria cookies

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When a woman’s Areola the size of a large Cookie.
Omg those Nipples are so huge, like Cafeteria Cookies.
by BullyStick September 25, 2019
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