by ISMELLIKESOUP July 08, 2019
by Slim's March 18, 2009
by Two Guy January 19, 2017
Lots of booze, girls, hot guys, and minimal creepers. Party town. What happens in Cabo.. stays in Cabo.
by yayayayme June 11, 2011
Cabo Rojo, Puerto Rico
Is the worst place you could go in a small weekend vacation, just for short hookers with no teeth and beer that costs 7 bucks and if you go into the movie theaters you;; be charged 5 bucks for the movie that you probably wont be able to hear because of the 4 year old kid with his 16 year old mother.
Cabo Rojo is full of wannabe skaters and lot of hard core rocker bitches, you'll see little girls with more make-up than your grandma and boy who are so religious they masturbate for the priest.
Is the worst place you could go in a small weekend vacation, just for short hookers with no teeth and beer that costs 7 bucks and if you go into the movie theaters you;; be charged 5 bucks for the movie that you probably wont be able to hear because of the 4 year old kid with his 16 year old mother.
Cabo Rojo is full of wannabe skaters and lot of hard core rocker bitches, you'll see little girls with more make-up than your grandma and boy who are so religious they masturbate for the priest.
"Hi Carlos where are you going?"
"Oh no where just gonna go buy some weed from that 76 year old woman"
"Cabo Rojo, PR is fucked up"
"I know dude, some kid payed his teacher with weed and he passed"
"Oh no where just gonna go buy some weed from that 76 year old woman"
"Cabo Rojo, PR is fucked up"
"I know dude, some kid payed his teacher with weed and he passed"
by CGerman January 21, 2008
Cabo Bro Bash
noun
An epic bachelor party where 12 golf and party aficionados take over Cabo, turning it into their personal playground of mayhem and memories.
• Mansion Mayhem – Our fortress of fun, where the party never stops and the walls could write bestsellers about our wildest nights.
• Golf & Grog – The fairways are our battleground, where precision meets partying. Birdies are toasted, bogeys are laughed off, and the clubhouse becomes the pregame for the night’s next adventure.
• Nightlife Nomads – We own the night, tearing through clubs like legends, leaving behind dance moves and unforgettable stories.
• Beach & Boat Bro-mageddon – The beach is our daytime lounge for drinks and antics, but the real chaos unfolds on the water, where the boat becomes a floating festival of sun, beats, and bottomless drinks.
Hijinks: A blend of Brohemian Rhapsody and Mullet Madness, ensuring every moment is a tale worth retelling.
noun
An epic bachelor party where 12 golf and party aficionados take over Cabo, turning it into their personal playground of mayhem and memories.
• Mansion Mayhem – Our fortress of fun, where the party never stops and the walls could write bestsellers about our wildest nights.
• Golf & Grog – The fairways are our battleground, where precision meets partying. Birdies are toasted, bogeys are laughed off, and the clubhouse becomes the pregame for the night’s next adventure.
• Nightlife Nomads – We own the night, tearing through clubs like legends, leaving behind dance moves and unforgettable stories.
• Beach & Boat Bro-mageddon – The beach is our daytime lounge for drinks and antics, but the real chaos unfolds on the water, where the boat becomes a floating festival of sun, beats, and bottomless drinks.
Hijinks: A blend of Brohemian Rhapsody and Mullet Madness, ensuring every moment is a tale worth retelling.
Cabo Bro Bash
noun
An epic bachelor party where 12 golf and party aficionados take over Cabo, turning it into their personal playground of mayhem and memories.
• Mansion Mayhem – Our fortress of fun, where the party never stops and the walls could write bestsellers about our wildest nights.
• Golf & Grog – The fairways are our battleground, where precision meets partying. Birdies are toasted, bogeys are laughed off, and the clubhouse becomes the pregame for the night’s next adventure.
• Nightlife Nomads – We own the night, tearing through clubs like legends, leaving behind dance moves and unforgettable stories.
• Beach & Boat Bro-mageddon – The beach is our daytime lounge for drinks and antics, but the real chaos unfolds on the water, where the boat becomes a floating festival of sun, beats, and bottomless drinks.
Hijinks: A blend of Brohemian Rhapsody and Mullet Madness, ensuring every moment is a tale worth retelling.
“The Cabo Bro Bash was an unstoppable fusion of golf, club-hopping, and turning the beach and boat into a nonstop celebration of legendary proportions.”
noun
An epic bachelor party where 12 golf and party aficionados take over Cabo, turning it into their personal playground of mayhem and memories.
• Mansion Mayhem – Our fortress of fun, where the party never stops and the walls could write bestsellers about our wildest nights.
• Golf & Grog – The fairways are our battleground, where precision meets partying. Birdies are toasted, bogeys are laughed off, and the clubhouse becomes the pregame for the night’s next adventure.
• Nightlife Nomads – We own the night, tearing through clubs like legends, leaving behind dance moves and unforgettable stories.
• Beach & Boat Bro-mageddon – The beach is our daytime lounge for drinks and antics, but the real chaos unfolds on the water, where the boat becomes a floating festival of sun, beats, and bottomless drinks.
Hijinks: A blend of Brohemian Rhapsody and Mullet Madness, ensuring every moment is a tale worth retelling.
“The Cabo Bro Bash was an unstoppable fusion of golf, club-hopping, and turning the beach and boat into a nonstop celebration of legendary proportions.”
by SpartyOn13 February 16, 2025