Kentucky Crockpot 

A multi-participant sexual experience which includes at least one cousin

I lost my virginity in a Kentucky Crockpot. Family Reunions are so much fun.

Kentucky Crockpot by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

crockford 

An expert in the field of javascript. Also known as a javascript God.

Hey kevin! You are such a "crockford!"

crockford by nullisnotundefined April 15, 2011

Crocket 

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!

Crocket by Go2 May 10, 2008

The Crockpot 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.

Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."

The Crockpot by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015

Mexican Crock Pot 

Also known as the front-butt of a large Hispanic woman. Typically smells of old burritos and chupacabra feces

Holy crap, did you see that Mexican crock pot on that chick!

Mexican Crock Pot by virgDics-on April 29, 2015

Chris Crocker 

An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".

Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”

Chris Crocker by Vad3r September 26, 2007

Betty Crocker 

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

Betty Crocker by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012