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burned the carpet

Having sex with a woman until her vagina hurts, usually caused by a lack of lubrication.
Manwhore003: Man that bish over there is walkin kinda funny.
Manwhore004: Yeah, I burned the carpet last night, she was out of K-Y.
by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006
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burned the meatloaf

to do something to piss off your girlfriend/boyfriend to the point where they will not speak to you
"so i went out drinking with my friends the other night instead of taking my girl out to dinner"
"looks like someone burned the meatloaf again"

my old lady left me again! Why? Guess i burnt the meatloaf?
by calmerthanu November 6, 2010
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burned out

What occurs when you overwork yourself into a state of limited mental acuity, depleted emotions, and strength completely drained from your body.
I was so burned out I didn't even know I was burned out. When three days of vacation helped maybe 2%, I realized I had to cut way, way back on the hours. I don't mind playing brinksmanship with myself, screwing around until deadline on shit I have to do. But, when I miss even those basic deadlines and my important stuff just starts piling up - of what I can't even function enough to take care of - well, it was pathetic, and I'm only just now coming out of it after chilling a few weeks.
by Rose etta May 3, 2008
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byrne

Surname, A variant of the Irish Ó Broin, meaning descendants of Branach or Bran, meaning "raven".

Surname Origin: Irish

Alternate Surname Spellings: O'BYRNE, O'BEIRNE, O'BERNE, BERNE, BEIRNE

The name has been traced back to ancient Celtic chieftain, Bran Mac Maolmòrrdha, the King of Leinster who died in 1052 A.D. Along with King Conn of the Hundred Battles, he was descended from Cathair Mor, an earlier king of Leinster, who was also monarch of all Ireland around 200 AD. The clan's motto is the Latin phrase Certavi et Vici which means "I have Fought and Conquered".
A. Byrne is a living legend.
by trackerman February 7, 2009
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burned my workplace down

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"
"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"
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Byrne Dairy Pizza

When you and a partner eat a Byrne Dairy Pizza and go home to have sex when the man throw’s up on the female after cuming on the females back and the female pee’s her self
Hey baby girl wanna go get some Byrne Dairy Pizza.
by McLovein73826 August 21, 2022
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My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...
"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"
by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010
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