deceased buttocks

Deceased buttocks is slang for “seriously.” That is, no kidding, for real, we’re deceased buttocks not lying to you.

Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”

Deceased buttocks, straight facts sir

by Rushuponme March 22, 2023

buttockracy

n. A system of government in which the voters continue to elect representatives who do all their thinking with their posteriors.

"In the last 10 years, this country has become more and more a buttockracy."

by KirbyP March 23, 2006

The Curious Case of Penetrated Buttocks

Porn movie based on the film "The Curious Case of Bejamin Button"

P1 - "I watched The Curious case of penetrated buttocks last night"

P2 - "Yeah it was ok, I ... wait, WHA-?!?!"

by rONALD huMBLES rOADDS February 25, 2009

Smacktikus Buttockus

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.

Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

buttocks

wordbutt/word wordass/word

they kicked me in the buttocks

by VVoody September 11, 2003

free buttocking

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.

Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.

by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006