Buttholicious

Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.

I started to go down on this girl, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!

by Hairy Psalm January 6, 2007

sackfull of dirty buttholes

a stench that cannot be covered with conventional hygiene methods; odoriferous pungence that overwhelms the noses of everyone within the room. Body odor as a result of poor wiping after defecation.

"Bob, I wish you would bleach yourself, You smell like a sackfull of dirty buttholes

by eric moulton March 11, 2008

butthouse

Background tech-house muzak. DJ friendly 8 minute long glorified metronomes. The essential sound of the dream abandoning yupster returning to the suburbs. Enthusiasts of the genre consume copious amounts of ketamine and GHB while jerking off thin air behind conspicuously placed Pioneer CDJs.

Alice: Anything going on tonight?
Bob: Nah, just that rooftop thing butthouse in Fishtown.

Rick: I love this laid back techy yet housy vibe!
Sara: Didn't know you were into butthouse...

by arbitrationlawyer July 23, 2017

buttholesfordan

Buttholes fuel Dan, Dan lives for the hole.

Buttholesfordan

by Buttholesfordan October 10, 2020

Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

Big Bowl of Buttholes

When something, somewhere, or someone stinks and/or taste like shit!

Dude 1: Man, It smells like ass in here!
DUde 2: Yeah! Lots of ass! Like a Big Bowl of Buttholes!

by smellslikecrapmustbecrap March 12, 2010

buttholesurfer

1. A band

2. A cute, common insult used jokingly towards friends or someone you like. It's better than using something inappropriate where people might ACTUALLY get offended.

"You texted me in the middle of English! Buttholesurfer, my teacher got mad at me.."

by jittle January 24, 2009