Bill Buttlicker

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.

Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

buttfucking Democrat

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009

East Buttfuck

1. Any place that's in the "middle of nowhere".

2. Another name for Quincy, Massachusetts.

It took me over an hour to get here, I live over there in East Buttfuck.

by MRT3 May 9, 2009

Buttfucker Todd

A man who loves children.

Buttfucker Todd is a pedophile.

by gcate December 17, 2018

Buttfuck insane

An exclamatory phrase used in a fit of rage to denote an idea or concept that seems to supersede any realm of reality

“Have oral sex with a cow? On a Sunday? You must be buttfuck insane”

by Aspergicbastarx September 13, 2020

buttfucking shoes

A specific pair of shoes (usually loafers) that one puts on when shit's gonna get real.

Mike: Holy cow!, John just put on his buttfucking shoes!!
Jason: Well, I guess Lisa better get ready for some anal action!

by Thegundy April 14, 2022