Butterhorn Swirl

When a man shoves a woman's face in the toilet while engaging in anal sex from behind. He then proceeds to flush the toilet as he drops a load in her asscrack.

I gave this co-worker a butterhorn swirl during my lunch break at work. It was sweet...and warm.

by Bloodwood Axeman October 25, 2008

Buttonhooked

To get or be, fucked, screwed, or swindled or left out of something.

"We waited for you till 8 to go to the bar, and when we got there, we ran into the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. We partied all night with 'em....."

Yeah, my boss made me work late....He totally buttonhooked me"

or

"I waited too long to use my coupon for that free case of beer....I totally buttonhooked myself"

by monkey76 October 13, 2009

butthook

When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.

Aaron loves getting a nice butthook

by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010

butthook

1.
Known as a synonym to butthead, or bum. Short Form known as simply "hook".

The guy who kicked me in the shin was a butthook.

by Mike the Tyke January 6, 2008

Butterdoor

A woman's nether region.

Jordan likes to keep her butterdoor clean for work.

by Buttertroll June 26, 2010

Butthooker

A person who acquires desirable things by begging, stealing, mooching , killing, prostituting or by any other means.

"He's over here at dinnertime again?! we can't afford to feed him again! Gawd! What a butthooker!"

"Hey, can I butthook a fag?" (Butthook a Cigarette)

by Jeebis... April 22, 2011

Buttermoon

For those who go on a holiday/vacation before their wedding to celebrate their engagement or just because they can!

Butter is spread on a crumpet before honey. Therefore it is a Buttermoon, not a Honeymoon!

"Steve and Sarah went on their Buttermoon in the Greek Islands for two weeks before their big day."

Newly engaged lady - "Let's go to Bali and relax before the wedding"
Fiance - "Yeah, let's go on our Buttermoon."

by kylid May 20, 2014