good old-fashioned buttsex

Good, clean, all-American anal fun!

Come to my place. We can eat Cheetos while having some good old-fashioned buttsex!

by DudeManBro January 22, 2015

Buttsex

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When you open up your buttcheeks nice and wide so the other person can stick their dick inside.

We were having buttsex, then my mother came in and saw my 12 inch dick being shoved up the other guy's anus.

by DoctorRoflcopter March 12, 2015

buttseck

One unit of anal sex.

what is the conversion of meters to buttsecks?

by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006

surprise buttsex

Anal sex, only unexpected. If you were suddenly penetrated anally, you'd be surprised too.

*Sneaks up behind a person* Surprise buttsex!

by Forced anonymous April 21, 2006

buttshmog

Thick gas that reeks from the anal cavity.

Damn, that’s a lot of buttshmog

by Deezy$ October 17, 2020

dixon butts

The most unfortunate name in the English language.

I love dixon butts, no homo

by HI IM CHARLIE THIS IS MY BIRD July 28, 2010

buttsex

Someting Cathy craves, but only if it's *quality* buttsex.

Cathy heard about buttsex on HBO, but thought she had to get arrested before having it. We haven't seen her in four months.

by Scott'n'Ann January 24, 2004