fancy a butcher's

Comes from cockney rhyming English, the street slang of 18 century London crooks. Fancy a look? look rhymes with (butchers) hook.

I've some stereos. Fancy a butchers, me ol china?

by Hermes January 15, 2005

hot and bothered

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.

I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.

by DB September 18, 2004

spread butcher

"The action of a person spreading their rusty sheriffs badge, legs agape" - Isaac Butterfield

"Shazz round the corner got me going when she lay spread butcher at the club last weekend."

by DR Willie Stroker September 16, 2020

Hot Buttered Elves

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.

Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!

by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006

Butcher's Wallet

Slang for the female reproductive arrangement.

"I enjoyed eating her butcher's wallet"

by Benzine April 26, 2005

Can't be bothered

When you really aren't in the mood to do something, generally because you are tired, feeling lazy or it's not important

Person 1: "Do you want to go the gym today?"
Person 2: "No, I really can't be bothered."
Person 1: "Why not?"
Person 2: "I'm really just not in the mood today."

by NadNadNad November 6, 2011

Butcher's Dustbin

A particularly sloppy set of lady bits.

I pulled down her pants and it was like looking in a butcher's dustbin!

by Lexiluwho December 4, 2010