bureaucrat

One who works by fixed routine, without exercising intelligent judgement.

A bureaucrat explained the regulation to me.

by James MacMillan September 8, 2006

bureaucrap

The useless scraps of red tape, spurious documentation, signatures, human signatories, telephone messages, Post-It(TM) notes, faxes, LOIs, MOUs and other detritus that are necessary in order to navigate a needlessly bureaucratic organization.

"Bring that stack of bureaucrap to the vendor meeting. Corporate Counsel needs to know that we dotted our "i"s on this one."

by Hoto Parker March 3, 2006

Bureaucrat

An alternative energy source to oil. Burning Bureaucrats creates jobs and is good for the environment.

These bureaucrats are killing my business! We should put the on a boat and burn it!

by Deathbypaperwork March 1, 2011

bureaucunt

A bureaucrat (or public servant / official, etc) who denies service, delays you, makes things difficult for or generally screws you over solely for their own pleasure / amusement / possible sexual arousal. May also result from bitterness and their being dead inside.

Man: did you get the application form?
Woman: No, he showed it to me but wouldn't hand it over, he said it had to be mailed to me.
Man: But you were right there!
Woman: I know, what a bureaucunt!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Burnarrhrea

A painful diarrhea usually brought on by Indian food.

If I eat much more tandoori chicken, I'll have Burnarrhrea tonight.

by Billybobpete August 15, 2009

burnah

Great site about Anime, Games and Comics.

burnah, 2000AD, Dead Rising 2, Upcoming Releases

by Gregory Pitch October 18, 2010

bureaumance

An office romance.

Silvain, don't you dare to resign if you value that bureaumance.
Also see: bureaumancipated

by lindafromhr June 16, 2018