rash bungalow

When one partner takes a piece of sandpaper and rubs it vigorously on the others genitals until a rash develops. They then proceed to violently perform sex on the afflicted area causing extreme amounts of discomfort and then using the semen afterwards as a lotion to treat the affected area.

Last night was with Stacey and I totally rash bungalowed her. Now she can't come to school. Don't worry though, it should be healed by tomorrow

by Bungalow 96 February 4, 2014

Buzz burglar

Buzz Burglar
Noun

One who sucks the fun from an event or occasion. Can either be through worries of health and safety or just being uninteresting/bankrupt of personality.
See also: Fun Vampires

Rob: "Ger, me old flower, are you going the gaff party tonight?"

Ger: "I am as long as Oisin isn't. That lad is such a buzz Burglar"

by He be G.B. February 4, 2019

Butt Burglar

1.) Someone who likes having anal sex.
2.) An anal rapist.

1.) Holy crap, Dave is a real butt burglar!
2.) Ouch... last night I got ass-raped by that butt burglar.

by Kyle December 27, 2004

New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006

Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

turd burgle

(v) To be ripped-off by a turdish individual; to be jipped by an asshole, douchebag, or dickhole

I just got an '03 Civic from the used car lot and it overheated on the drive home! Taking it back to get them to fix it... Hope they don't try to turd burgle me.

by Bozo McScrotus October 28, 2015

bumgalow

An improvised, often elaborate, dwelling built by a homeless person.

Yo, check out that guy's bumgalow! Joint's probably got indoor plumbing.

by tsukiatari March 23, 2007