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Dumbledore

A biased bitch who only cares about the Gryffindors.
Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!
by The Slytherin Queen February 12, 2019
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betty bumbledrop

Betty Bumbledrop is a name you give to a woman (and sometimes a man) you don't give a fuck about, especially when watching a film or TV programme.
Jerry : Who's that on TV?

Joe : Betty Bumbledrop!
by Dragon Bubble March 13, 2018
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Dumbledore

AN ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HARRY IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD WHICH IN NO WAY IS ACCEPTABLE
Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?

Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.
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albus dumbledore

someone who didn't die, cuz he's fucking God
HBP: Snape raiseh his wand and pointed it directlu at Dumbledore.
"Avada Kadavra!"
A jet of green light shot form the end of Snape's wad and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and out of sight.
Me: STFU, you can't fucking kill Albus Dumbledore, just like they couldn't kill Jesus, Gandalf, or Aslan, cuz they're all fucking God
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Dumbledore's Army

The group of students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that decided because Professor and High Inquisitor, Dolores Umbridge would not properly equip her students with the knowledge to defend and protect themselves against dark wizards, they needed to arm themselves with charms, encantations, and spells, and have a better understanding of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Dumbledore's Army is also referred to as the D.A. so no one can deipher what its members are discussing.

The leader is Harry James Potter. Members include: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hannah Abbott, Lavender Brown, Katie Bell, Susan Bones, Terry Boot, Cho Chang, Michael Corner, Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, Marietta Edgecombe (betrayed the D.A.), Justin Finch-Fletchley, Seamus Finnigan, Anthony Goldstein, Angelina Johnson, Lee Jordan, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Ernie Macmillan, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Zacharias Smith, Alicia Spinnet, Dean Thomas, Fred Weasley,George Weasley, and Ginny Weasley.

They meet in the Room of Requirement, at random times, 1. because of all the studying and preparation required for their O.W.L.S and 2.to ensure the least risk of being caught. for Dumbledore's Army is a secret club, which no administrator can ever be informed of.

their enemies incude: The Ministry of Magic, the Inquisitorial Squad, Dolores Umbridge, Lord Voldemort, and the Death Eaters
student 1:hey you wanna come with me after potions to the boys bathroom and throw stuff at moaning myrtle?
student 2:naw man we got that.. *hushed tones* Dumbledore's Army meeting tonight remember?
student 1:bloody hell! i forgot all about it! i better get working to improve my patronum, or harry's gunna be pissed!
by degrassilvr135 August 2, 2007
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Albus Dumbledore

If you haven't read the book, don't read the above definition
by Spoiler August 12, 2005
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Albus Dumbledore

B. (aprox)1840 D.(supposed)1997

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. (ya know...where Harry Potter goes)

Order of Merlin, First Class, and Grand Sorcerer; Founder and Secretkeeper of the Order of the Phoenix; Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot.

One of the greatest headmasters Hogwarts has ever seen, and the only Wizard to strike fear into "he who must not be named"
I personally don't believe that Dumbledore is dead. I mean come on Fawkes only cried for like 1 day. He's still around, and just when you really think he is gone...There he'll be, saving the day.

You just watch...
by Mysonsxis September 16, 2005
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