blandis

A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).

"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"

by mot08 February 18, 2005

blandnweird

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"

I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.

by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021

blandine

HOT awesome type of girl who's insane and loves to have fun

check out that blandine! stands out in the crowd

by marxmaximillian November 11, 2009

Blanda upp

Another word for interracial sex or race-mixing originating.

The Spaniards blanda upped with the natives.

by ErikSwede April 7, 2011

bland safety

The semi-attractive girl that you're pretty sure you can take home but who you have met or have begun to conversate with too early in the evening. The proper handling of the bland safety is to break off conversation, go to a different part of the party or bar and try to find an upgrade. You must on a periodic basis do a walk by or otherwise an acknowledge her presence. If all else fails you need your bland safety and you know it.

The no-frills girl in appearance who is certainly several steps up from going solo. See most actresses who have between 1 and 3 lines in films.

by DeShawn Drib April 10, 2005

blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015

blandmark

The not so exciting place or thing that serves as the marker for a neighborhood.

"The blandmark right by my house is Group Health Hospital" or "That 7-11 sure is a blandmark".

by scharrera February 3, 2010