Banglenut

Idiot, numpty, fool. Specifically if unwanted

stop being such a banglenut

get that banglenut out of my house

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

banglenut

A phrase used to initiate a conversation using a text messaging service. Can also be used as a friendly insult to suggest slowness or stupidity in subsequent mails.

BEEP BEEP

read "Banglenut"
replies "What the hell are you talking about"
read "finally, a reply. fancy coming out tonight on a bender?"

by Ogmeister January 15, 2008

Fugglenuts

A pair of male genitalia that is in the form of "chicken mcnuggets" or is withered to the point of decay.

"Awwhh fugglenuts, why couldn't the show come to Los Angeles?"

"Your not a man! Not with the pair of fugglenuts you have in between your legs!"

by Arbee-tor February 19, 2012

bunglenuggetting

A painfully stupid person, whose every word makes you die a little inside, knowing you’re somehow the same species as them.

With that unsubstantiated self defeating claim you are bunglenuggetting.

by freedanfly August 18, 2021

Binglenut

A total imbecile, who seems to always be absentminded, and out of touch from reality

bro, james is such a binglenut

by Windex Coffee February 16, 2023

bumblenut

Conjunction of ‘bumble’ meaning to ‘move or act in an awkward way’ and ‘nut’, a 2010’s slang term meaning ‘to ejaculate’. A favourite catch phrase of the character Bandit from the popular children's TV show ‘Bluey’. A notorious favourite of both the current generation of children and the sad generation of entitled millennial forever-renters that spawned them.

1. (Noun) Person unintentionally conceived by their parents.

2. (Verb) To unintentionally blow a load in someone causing them to fall pregnant.

‘Ok I believe you when you said kid number 3 was planned but there is no way number 4 isn’t a walking bumblenut scraped off of the hotel sheets from your 5th anniversary’

‘Anna wanted a kid so she went out to the city and got like 10 bumblenuts dropped in her before she got the uber at 2.’

by pablothelama January 17, 2024

Fugglenuts

Fugglenuts

When both of the male testicles have a song and dance before they tear off and start preforming in French opera to avoid any nearby predators

I couldn't believe that i had Fugglenuts after she kicked my balls

by canadianshnitzl April 3, 2024