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Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).
Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."
by canoncocker May 10, 2006
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Bovine Teat Juice

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk
I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones
by Bill Speed October 29, 2004
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bovine scatology

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.
by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004
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brovide

providing bro-like paraphernalia for all the other bros
Hey man, let me brovide you with another beer
by Tophat Turtle March 10, 2009
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Brovice

The advice that your bros (male friends) give you on women and other philosophical life questions.
Dude, I need some Brovice, what should I do if my girlfriend cheated on me?
by Brovicer July 10, 2011
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bovine

1. Resembling or connected with cattle.
2. Simple, stupid.
Man, your mother is starting to look worryingly bovine.
by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008
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Bovine University

Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
by Tommy Hum September 28, 2008
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