Brotector

A watchful bro who looks out for his fellow broskis and brotects them from bromergancies in anyway he can.
This includes stocking up on brotein shakes for the brobeque and the upcoming zombro bropocalypse.

"You gonna need some brotection in that part of town bro! I'm a level 5 brotector"

"It's brokay bro, I've got my bro-gun"

by Brotector of the Realm May 7, 2013

Protection

When a guy wraps his penis in rubber so he don't spread std's or cause pregnancy.

Chad forgot use protection when he fucked Keirsten last week so she ended up with herpes.

by SlopNChop October 11, 2016

Broception

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.

Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!

by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013

Brojection

n. To reject a girl who is hitting on you that previously went out with one of your bros.

guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"

by jfoe November 30, 2010

general protection fault

A crash that occurs often on a Windows 95 based machine (ie Windows 98, 98Se, and ME)

by Arran August 3, 2003

Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.

1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."

by DoktorJ December 28, 2005

Erection Protection

The amount of protection provided by clothing such as pants, sweaters and shirts, that helps to hide the fact that you have an erection.

"My swim shorts didn't have very good erection protection last night. Every one in pool could tell I was as hard as a rock."

"I'd give these new pair of jeans a 10/10 on the erection protection scale!"

by Missed or Nickel August 12, 2009