Bustache

In the great metropolitan city of Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!

A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)

I'm glad I wore my bustache to the Seattle Storm game, it kept me feeling safe and confident during those awkward conversations.

by chrystih June 25, 2008

burlstache

Half of a mustache. Some may consider this bad hygiene while other consider it fashionable. Probably started by a young man who had an accident while shaving for the first time. Some consider the burlstache a myth.

Jim: Hey Dan I think you missed a spot

Dan: Nah man I'm just rockin the burlstache

by Captain Fox August 4, 2010

bustache

Term to define the desconcerting dark hair growth on some womens chests.

'She should NOT wear such low tops'

'I know.. look at her bustache!'

by eggnoglover January 16, 2010

brostapha

Also a bro of Middle-Eastern origin. Alternatively, a bro with a turban on.

How's it goin' Brostapha!

brohammed bro broham muslim turban dude

by cinoman May 12, 2010

brostance

The climactic action shot or scene in a movie or comic where the characters pose in a dramatic way to show that they are ready to fight and got each other's backs.

Most common with two characters (such as in buddy action-comedies), can also be seen with ensembles (such as in The Avengers).

At first they were getting their asses handed to them, but when they hit the brostance, you knew shit was about to get real.

by avian obscurities January 17, 2014

Brosace

Brosace: 1) Mashup combination of 'Versace' prefaced with Bro-. 2)Streetwise, high end, men's fashion. 3) When bro's are looking for a come up and need that break out pair of Jordan's to go with their dope AF Prada piece.

- As defined by The Cave

We had a couple Brosaces in here looking for some dope ass 14k rope chain, a pair of Yeezy Boost 350 V2s and Fendi tracksuits.

by The Cave Incorporated November 20, 2020

burnstache

A burnstache may occur when a non-moustached person has spent an intense, significant amount of time kissing or rubbing faces with a moustached person. The area above the upper lip will become very red and raw, and may develop bloody scratches which could cause scabbing.

"The Princess developed a wicked burnstache after making out with Mario."

by bunnieavenger February 16, 2007