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BroShake

The sacred oath that takes place between two bros in which each man takes the phallus of the other and proceeds to slay the dragon.

If the oath is broken, the phallus of the oath breaker shall be violently removed.
Ex 1: *While playing hearts*
Gareth:"Bro I promise I don't have the queen of spades, you can play that king."
Pierre: "I do not believe you"
Gareth: "I will BroShake on it"

Ex 2: Marwan and Michael secured their promise to not look each other in the eyes during their 3-way with a BroShake.
by Cotopaxi2014 August 13, 2014
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Broscale

A scale of 1-10 to rate your buddies on what type of "Bro" they are
Points may be added or deducted depending on the conduct of that "bro"
for instance if a guy is rated 3 on the bro scale he is not a very good friend where if he was rated a 9 he is a close buddy that is always there for you.

"Bro-Scale" may also be called when a guy acts not in a "Bro" manner. This can be said to him to let him know that he is losing points on the bro scale
Guy 1: you ready to get wasted tonite?
Guy 2:Nah I think im gonna stay in with my Girlfriend and watch the note book.
Guy 1: Broscale...
by Caldie February 17, 2009
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Broskalski

A similar term that can be used interchangeably with "bro", but broskalski carries a greater meaning, although its epicness nor it's meaning can be explained.

Note: A "yo" must be used in conjunction with broskalski. The "yo" does not have to be placed adjacent to broskalski. (See first example). Failure to follow the rules will only increase your chances of being called a looser.
Yo, wassup broskalski?

Yo, broskalski, you ready for that calc test tomorrow?
by Siddiqui175 October 15, 2009
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booshalaka

a diss, or a way of saying "bring it on"
i just krumped all up in yo shit! BOOSHALAKA!!!
by J-shizzle July 12, 2005
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Broshats

Very close friends. Family that one is not biologically related to. As heard in the Pharcyde's music.
Yo, what up Broshats?

(Enough said.)
by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009
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Broshando

A game used by bros to determine the outcome or rewards of a wager
Hey ill broshando you for the last beer!
alright ill broshando you for the chick on the right
by Sgt.Dave Perkins November 17, 2009
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Free brothal

A brothal where you don't have to pay for sex. The women there do it for fun. It is rare but yes there are free brothals. However most often the women there will not be winning any beauty contests. But if you don't look them in the face it will work.
by Deep blue 2012 May 15, 2010
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