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Brobedience

Dude 1: Pierson really has to work on his brobedience; I saw him trying to make a move on Jesse's girl the other night.

Dude 2: That's low...If he doesn't shape up soon, he's out of the brolationship.
by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
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Broseman

(verb): To pee one's pants while standing in an elevator--usually caused by drunkenness.
That guy was so wasted he couldn't even wait to get upstairs, so he had to broseman on the way up.
by EZ22 November 10, 2010
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brohemian

combination of bro + bohemian. AKA "Brobo". Brohemians are a sad half-caste lot of bros rejected from bro scene proper for unathleticism or some other unbroish trait, or are trying to scam on café chicks because all the sor chicks are beat, and so have taken to wearing banana republic, scarves, drinking novice coffee and page periscoping (scoping chicks over the top of intellectual looking books, grabbed at random, sometimes held upside down)
Coked-out Hipster: Man, this café used to be down but now it's all brohemians with laptops. it looks like a glowing apple orchard in there.
by thiudans November 22, 2006
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Brossian

An expert in a certain area presenting their knowledge in a comfy and interesting way.

It is a combination of the first and last name of Bob Ross who is renowned for his TV show "The Joy of Painting" in which he teaches his audience how to paint and is famously relaxing.

Other great examples are Steve Irwin, who teaches his audience about wildlife and to be kind to wildlife.

In the same field is David Attenborough, the narrator of Planet Earth, telling us wonderful facts about each animal in his soothing voice.

Ainsley Harriott teaches the audience how to cook many dishes, but the one recurring ingredient is his soft-spoken voice.
And several others have graced our existence.
1. Bob Ross was the original Brossian.

2. "Did you attend that seminar last night?"
"Yeah, the way he talked about psychology was truly Brossian."

3. A Brossian writer.
by As DiviCasa October 8, 2020
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Brosefanski

Being of close brotherhood with another person, kind of like "bro" except with the endings -sef -han and -ski added. Stronger version of the word bro
I was talking to my Brosefanski Doug last night and he told me that his uncle works on planes.

Hey Brosefanski wanna chill tomorrow?
by Nickisamazing September 14, 2009
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Brohemian Raphsody

Any song sung by bros on a night of drinking at the pub/club/bar or even at a house party. Usually loud, obnoxious and very slurred, Brohemian Raphsodies have known to cause great annoyance and frustration to all non-participants in the vicinity who are within audible range.
Hey man, you know that song Don't Stop Believing by Journey? True brohemian raphsody man!

Dude we were doing this brohemian raphsody at the pub last night and this waitress came up and asked us to shut it. What a bitch!

There were these drunk fuckers outside my window last night singing some brohemian raphsody, so I threw puke on them.
by Banerjeehad October 23, 2010
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Broseidon

Meaning the massive compilation of tool-like qualities leading to the over establishment of one's own bro-ness. These men are lord of all brosephs. A god in some circles of jersey shore wanna be's.

Noticed as the alpha male in a pack of brosephs. Can be used as a greeting, derogatory term, or as a compliment depending on the situation.
Phillip: wow, you see that enormous mob of tools?

Damon: yeah, it's obvious that the one with the wifebeater and hair gel is the Broseidon of the group.
by ParalyzedGary April 17, 2010
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