Broadsiding

The act in which two men slide their penis' along each others shaft in a back and forth motion.

This is similar to the naval act in which two warships would sail beside each other in order to exchange fire.

"I heard that Jim was getting dirty with another guy!"

"Really? Sex?"

"No, they were just broadsiding a bit."

by Super Duper Pooper Scooper June 18, 2013

damn fine broads

exquisite looking females, also, dont see martha stewart

i say charles, that cafe was full of damn fine broads.

by Nooch December 31, 2003

Bronado

A large gathering of males, drinking and doing nothing.

"Dude, i went to jk's and it was a total bronado. No girls ANYWHERE!"

by DK June 22, 2008

Broadsword

A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.

The Broadsword! On Conquest!

by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

bronad

normal people have gonads bros have bronads

well thats a sucker punch to the bronads

by bronline.net June 12, 2010

Broadswording

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014

Bronado

(n): an individual, of male gender, comprised of an exemplary amount of bro-ness and tornadoes. When conjoined, these two factors give the recipient powers capable of altering the space-time continuum to appear everywhere at once, yet nowhere.

When entering the nature of broanativity, the bronado becomes immaterial, impervious to any form of restraint short of a black hole.

Yo, Tony, did you see Justin? He just went Bronative on us. Unstoppable!

Us Bronadoes gotta stick together, who knows what's out there.

by bros for bros.com.org.net January 10, 2011