Brotection

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

super brother

Something you say to your older brother(or someone else who is like an older brother to you) that you appreciate or love him in the most random-est moments.

Little Brother: Yo man, thank for helping me with my math homework.
Big Brother: No problem bro.
Little Brother: I swear you're like a super brother to me
Big Brother: Are you gay or something?

by iTzHaVik October 17, 2011

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

by psofrn November 8, 2012

St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool

Some broke ass school in markham filled with 50% asians, 25% white people, 15% unknown and brown, and 10% black. All the black people think they are from the hood (scarbs), and they like to cause shit for no reason. You have the AP kids (advanced placement) who do nothing but work always, our cafeteria is shit - probs the worst i've ever seen. Not a very smart school aside from those AP losers, a ton of druggies who love their weed, and less then a handful of quality teachers - one got expelled last year for getting too flirty with a student- PLOT TWIST the male teacher was getting to close with a male student... oh well :P

You go to St. Brother Andre Catholic Highschool? do u also smoke weed or r u part of an imaginary gang?

by Unkown__24 November 20, 2018

Toilet Brother

a person licks the water in toilets

Brandon became a toilet brother after he was in a bathroom stall and started licking the water in the toilet.

by ProudestWeebEver December 3, 2016

brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

Ur brother a mother

Has risen above all of the previous “ur ___” jokes like “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. Any time this is said, Trump gets one inch closer to pressing the nuke button, and God himself falls to the floor and start weeping.

John: ur mom gay
Mike: ur da- no, don’t make me do it

John: do it faggot

Mike: ur brother a mother
*John fucking dies*

by Mikeyisameme March 21, 2018