Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. A U.S. Southern pun which means "Don't question me. Do what I say and use proper English."

Papa: Eat your food.

Eric: What fer?

Papa: Cat's fur to make kitten's britches. That's what fer!

by InfamousSulla July 2, 2010

britches

Southern slang for "pants" or "jeans."

"Pull up your britches, I can see ya draws!"

by L.B.B. May 16, 2005

breached shit

The really annoying shit that comes out and lands in the bowl sideways, so it won't flush, which then requires you to use a toilet plunger to straight it up so it goes down.

Man, I just took a breached shit. Hope you don't mind all the shit all over your toilet brush...

by archane January 18, 2008

Too big for your britches

Adjective phrase meaning that your assumed position is slightly larger than the actual position you belong in, hence the idiom referring to the too big for the pair of pants.

When you smarted off to the boss yesterday, everyone in the office thought you were too big for your britches.

by rhetorensic December 18, 2009

Back Door Breacher

The term given to those who venture into the anus of an unexpecting member of the public.

I was chased by a Back door breacher through the alley way last night. OUCH

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

sugar britches

British term of endearment to one's girlfriend, wife, mistress...,
"come here and give me a kiss there, sugar britches"

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

doodoo britches

Taking a righteous shit in your pants and leaving it there all day to keep warm in the winter or on cold summer nights. Also, this aroma will drive the women wild!

Example 1: "Man, last night I laid down the rawest doodoo britches and I couldn't keep those fine huns off my junk!"

Example 2: "Yo Peter, I took a fat doodoo britches on the slopes yesterday and them snow bunnies were all up on my crotch."

by Mr. DooDoo Britches August 14, 2008