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Bedhead

When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to crack the back of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump on the back of their head.
A common reaction of the bedheadee is to pick up the phone and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.
"That guy obviously pulled a bedhead. Check out that lump! AHA!"
by Yeah...I went there. And what? February 2, 2009
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Bedhead

The act of masturbating on the hosts pillow during a party. After which someone passes out in the bed and wakes up with messy sticky cum covered hair.
"Dude, fuck that bitch. Give her some nice bedhead"
by trainwreck527 July 20, 2008
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bedhead

when you are awoken by your significant other perform fallatio.
Nothing says "Good Morning, Rise and Shine" like a lil' bedhead!
by Filthy Rich July 3, 2002
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breadheady

Anything having to do with dead cats, or the corpses of cats.
"Did you see that bag of dead cats? It was totally breadheady!"
by Cat Woman____ March 24, 2009
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Bedhead

A racial slur for a person of Asian ethnicity.

Reason 1. The shape of their eyes resemble someone who just woke up.

Reason 2. The history of opium use in Asia and the relation to the term opium dreams. Also inferring their eyes resemble someone who is high or groggy from a deep dream.

Reason 3. Millennial Asians tend to use a large variety and abundant amount of hair products in an attempt to individualize themselves or resemble a more western style. The popular hair product brand Bed Head links the term to the trend.
Why do bedheads tend to sit only with other bedheads in the cafeteria?

Quick! Hide the dog from the bedheads!

I don't like all thelse new bedhead influences: kpop, jpop, hologram anime concerts and samurai manbuns...

These unpronounceable bedhead names are hilarious *obviously misprounouncing* "cahloog" "yoshitoshi" "ching chong park ngwin."
by WrittenByABedhead September 24, 2016
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Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.
Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!
by whalecom November 21, 2021
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Breadhead

Used to define the state of somebody’s head after being shot multiple times. Referencing the holes in bread.
*Stops car*
Did you see Jackson’s face?
He took at least 6 before he hit the ground!
Either way bro got turned to a breadhead.
by taytwogoated March 3, 2022
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