by Ants July 18, 2003
Get the breastaurant mug.The process that occurs when a flat-chested girl you once knew later blossoms into a large natural breasted woman.
Chris: Hey, you remember Amanda from middle school?
Gregg: You mean, the flat-chested one?
Chris: Yea, look at her now.
Gregg: Damn! She must've went through a breastamorphosis.
Gregg: You mean, the flat-chested one?
Chris: Yea, look at her now.
Gregg: Damn! She must've went through a breastamorphosis.
by GTab July 25, 2008
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A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.
Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.
(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"
Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.
Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.
As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.
See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.
(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"
Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.
Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.
As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.
See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.
Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.
UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!
In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.
Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.
UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!
In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009
Get the breastaurant mug.an indirect concept of the meaning of life. Only select few are blessed with its meaning and only for brief periods of time. Those who learn its meaning typically experience memory loss in a couple hours.
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Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said
Steve: What did you say?
John: breathable dennises
Steve: breathable dennises?
John: yeah thats what I said
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Bretta = Supergirl.
by Bretta:) May 3, 2008
Get the Bretta mug.Pretty much defines amazing. Bretta is super cool. She always knows how to make you smile and always enjoys a chance to laugh. She is an awesome swimmer and a terrific friend. She really likes pizza and the color blue, and its really hard to be as cool as her. Bretta makes really good friends really easily and she isnt very shy. She moves around ton. Bretta is amazing, funny, and a all round great friend
by Bretta's_best_friend September 26, 2010
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