Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

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Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.

I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested

by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012

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Britting

To wake up a guy in the morning with a blow-job

Also known as a girl having 'Breakfast'

"Yeah I woke him up in an exciting way
''Were you Britting him?"

by Betterthistime? April 30, 2010

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batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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Bartting

is letting out loud and vicious beer farts.
not to be confused with barting which is burping and farting at the same time.

Dude, check out that chick. she just bartted, looks like her boyfriend is going to puke.

In the middle of a manager's meeting, Jen stood up and bartted before telling her boss that she quit.

My car stinks. I think the valet bartted in it.

Having a bart moment is farting and burping at the same time. bartting in the other hand is having beer farts

by Ucef December 26, 2010