brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is

dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!

by daniel March 26, 2005

anal barometer

An instrument that measures changes of the air pressure inside of an anal cavity without using a sausage.

Sorry hun, my anal barometer is big to fit in your thigh!

by analholio August 9, 2016

Bromoter

Cross between bro + promoter. (as in a club promoter). Its a guy (your bro) who wants you, for inexplicable reasons, to hang with all his other buds, creating an inevitable sausage fest at the party, when girls don't show up (or they were never invited).

It can even apply to football parties, if the bromoter is going apeshit about how cool his bros are.

Man, listen to Dave talking about this guy friends. He's such a bromoter

by Headcircus December 17, 2010

Bramsterdam

Between Broadway and Amsterdam!

Only applies on the UWS of NYC, or other places where Broadway and Amsterdam are parallel and right next to each other.

Not to be confused with Amsterway.

Q: Where's that restaurant we're looking for?
A: On 79th st. and Bramsterdam!

by yosyoncreek February 12, 2010

broomster

broomster is a legend in his own underpants.

My god it's Broomster!

by Broomster June 24, 2003

Moral Barometer

A moral barometer is a trusted person who will advise or act in such a way as to protect and guide someone or something.

Paul had a decision to make about his relationship with Jenny. So he turned to his moral barometer Jack for advice and guidance.

Sharon had met with a dodgy salesman who was pushing her into making a decision. She contacted her moral barometer Frank who gave her the advice and encouragement she needed to manage the situation in her favour.

by ear2ground June 16, 2010

Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.

"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."

by NateTube8 November 17, 2011