Bower

-Beyond Power
Bower has no limits. Those with bower can overcome any obstacle, or any foe. Even when beaten, they come back stronger.

You may be strong, you may be powerful. But tell me… have you witnessed bower in your past? Did anyone prepare you?

by Vitaly Zdorovetskiy February 24, 2023

Bower

Enjoying a beer in the shower, also incorrectly known as a shower beer!

I just enjoyed the best bower of my life!

by Doctor Gloss May 3, 2020

bowers

Somebody acting extremely stupid, using retarded voices and behaving like an unethical reject.

The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone.

by C.C.J. August 24, 2007

bower

A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.

"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."

by monkey hate November 29, 2004

Bower

(noun)

"hooker-hookup"

Bower gots hoes like Ludacris.

by Mike M. April 3, 2003

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006

bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 12, 2008