bower

n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure.

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You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour.

Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

Bower

Enjoying a beer in the shower, also incorrectly known as a shower beer!

I just enjoyed the best bower of my life!

by Doctor Gloss May 3, 2020

bowers

Somebody acting extremely stupid, using retarded voices and behaving like an unethical reject.

The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone.

by C.C.J. August 24, 2007

bower

A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.

"Man, i thought that new guy we brought on was spot on, but he bowered that new laptop proposal."

by monkey hate November 29, 2004

Bower

(noun)

"hooker-hookup"

Bower gots hoes like Ludacris.

by Mike M. April 3, 2003

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006

bowers

The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).

I bet that hot, wet shit I just took created a bowers.

by Urinal Cake January 12, 2008