A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
by XxxxB2xxxX February 06, 2021
-Beyond Power
Bower has no limits. Those with bower can overcome any obstacle, or any foe. Even when beaten, they come back stronger.
Bower has no limits. Those with bower can overcome any obstacle, or any foe. Even when beaten, they come back stronger.
You may be strong, you may be powerful. But tell me… have you witnessed bower in your past? Did anyone prepare you?
by Vitaly Zdorovetskiy February 25, 2023
The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone.
by C.C.J. August 20, 2007
A style of business managment defined by lack of leadership skills, and general malaise when it comes to making a decision for a group of coworkers. Someone who "bowers" was usually promoted to a level of leadership for reasons other than their leadership skills.
by monkey hate November 29, 2004
A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."
by the gypsy August 17, 2006
The ring of fecal material around the toilet bowl above the water line that had been shot out of an asshole at a high velocity (often accompanied by diarrhea).
by Urinal Cake January 03, 2008