King Bovinus XII

King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.

King Bovinus XII shall return and we will all be judged on the day of grazing....Are you saved?

by The Rustler March 20, 2017

bojio

Literally translates as "never invite". Used shamelessly to get yourself invited to an activity your friends are doing.

"HTHT with Dawn at Starbucks over a hot cuppa"
"BOJIO."

by singlishlah March 23, 2013

Bivio

Something that always breaks.

The metro is always Bivio'd making it impossible to get anywhere.

by hurlbuttmark December 19, 2016

Bovine Scatologist

A more proper term to describe a professional bullshitter. One who brags constantly and unnecessarily. "Bovine" referring to cattle (i.e. Bull), and "Scatologist" (one who analyzes excrement).

Bill: "What this I hear about you and Tom getting it on last night?"

Mary: "Don't believe everything Tom tells you. I asked him to gave me a ride home. That's all. He's just BSing you."

Bill: "Now you wouldn't be accusing good ol' Tom of being a bullshitter, would you?"

Mary: "No, let's just say that Tom is a Bovine Scatologist."

by canoncocker May 10, 2006

Bovine Teat Juice

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk

I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones

by Bill Speed October 29, 2004

botion

A potion used to become a thot slayer

"Alm, drink this Botion and become a thot slayer" (Naziro)

by wfdvbnghj May 21, 2018

bovice

A very close friend, usually of african-american descent, who enjoys running train on "bitches" and getting "high"

"icalled my boi bovice to run train on this bitch. then he gon' get me higgh. he of course obliged"

by metrosexualbastard1 November 18, 2007