A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.
Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.
Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.
by Brad June 4, 2004
Get the bogan mug.Bogan syndrome is something that all Bogans suffer from all over australia. its when your weak and not strong at all so you hang around in gangs and go around bashing people for no reason at all most bogans start off by saying (what the fuck are you looking at wanna fucking go do you) when they say this quote it means they are trying to be tougher and stronger but really they are piss weak and trying to show off to there mates all bogans try to be tough by doing all the hard drugs having sex and getting tough breeds of dogs all bogans have either staffies or Pitballs tough dogs to match there personality because in there mind they think they are touch when they are nothing at all . you will find Bogan syndrome everywhere in Ravenswood Launceston Tasmania
look at that bogan over there yelling and trying to be tough in front of his mates
yeah he has bogan syndrome
yeah he has bogan syndrome
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Get the Bogan syndrome mug.It's like a Jooze or a Four Loco - an energy drink mixed with bottom of the barrel malt liquor. It's fun at first, but then you either just get exhausted and pass out with your shoes on, resulting in a massive number of genitalia doodles on your face, or you blackout almost immediately and end up having one of the craziest nights of your life.
Tom: I opted for a couple Boians last night instead of the Keystone...boy was that a bad choice. I ended up in a stable with my pants off.
Alex: After drinking all that Boian yesterday, I ended up on a 4 mile walk home and tried to invite these waitresses at a diner to a 4th of July Party. Boy, was that was embarrassing.
Alex: After drinking all that Boian yesterday, I ended up on a 4 mile walk home and tried to invite these waitresses at a diner to a 4th of July Party. Boy, was that was embarrassing.
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Get the Boganed mug.Cashed up bogan or CUB as it is termed in Australia, is a 21st century evolution of the traditional bogan. Traditional bogans wear flannette shirts, sport mullets and scream at their tribe of snotty nosed kids while living in public housing.
But the turn of the century brought a boom in the blue collar trades such as electricians, builders and the mining industry in particular, and with it these bogans found themselves moving from low to middle income wages. The CUB still has all the personality traits of a traditional bogan - racist, uncouth, poorly educated with a heap of kids. But the modern CUB has more money and thus desperately seeks to pretend they are not bogan by buying designer items and expensive things. These items usually include designer hand bags for CUB females such as Louis Vuitton and low brow brands like PlayBoy merchandise. They usually are mortgaged to within an inch of bankruptcy to show off a brand new car and living in a McMansion - a poorly made, mass produced house on a tiny block of land which is huge in floor space to give the air of wealth.
But the turn of the century brought a boom in the blue collar trades such as electricians, builders and the mining industry in particular, and with it these bogans found themselves moving from low to middle income wages. The CUB still has all the personality traits of a traditional bogan - racist, uncouth, poorly educated with a heap of kids. But the modern CUB has more money and thus desperately seeks to pretend they are not bogan by buying designer items and expensive things. These items usually include designer hand bags for CUB females such as Louis Vuitton and low brow brands like PlayBoy merchandise. They usually are mortgaged to within an inch of bankruptcy to show off a brand new car and living in a McMansion - a poorly made, mass produced house on a tiny block of land which is huge in floor space to give the air of wealth.
by PhyllisDiller March 18, 2014
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