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Boris

An insult used in Western New York to refer to someone fat, a liar, someone ugly, or a general unlikeable or unintelligent person. Can also be used to discribe a person pretending to be a character from any piece of media
Person A: Wow man, look it's Boris.
Person B: Yeah, he sure does like to make things up.
Person C: And why is he dressed like John Bender from the Breakfast Club?
by McShrekNuggets March 31, 2021
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Boris

A bumbling but cunning and deceitful baffoon who pushes himself forward to be a key leader and who will do anything to convince enough people to give him that power and influence - especially lying, repeating meaningless catchphrases over and over, twisting and changing the rules and adopting a belief that is contrary to what he previously believed if it gives him a cause that will help him to gain power and influence. He will promise you the world with no real intention of achieving it or will promnise very little but will make it sound really amazing.
Verb tense: To act like the person described above
He acted like a complete Boris in order to get the job.
He borissed the job OR he borised them to get the job.
by JackoJumble December 20, 2019
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Boris

An abnormally large, deformed, and hairy penis
I saw a russian horse master lurking down the hallway, and he had a huge boris protruding from his pants.
by Rosey D November 27, 2007
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Boris

The most beautiful boog ever created. A sweet angel muffin with a mole on the side of his nose. A most powerful asian man. He has the voice of an angel and the body of a Greek god. When you see him it is only natural to gasp. Will treat his girlfriend right.
I saw Boris yesterday walking down the street and I stopped in my tracks. He was stunning.

I heard Boris sing last weekend and I almost cried all my tears. What a talented boy.
by Stargirl16 July 3, 2019
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Boris

A broken promise (esp: one that is repeated again and again)

To make a promise that you intend to break (usually again)
To make a false promise.

Someone who makes promises but never keeps them is 'a Boris' (adj)
'Don't believe a word this Boris tells you!"
"Is that a promise or a Boris?"

"He Borised to mow the lawn, I just know it!" (verb)

"If hear one more Boris from you!"
by Jonny Boeing December 15, 2019
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Boris

1. To get crumbs or some other form of shmutz all over the place. (verb)

2. Used as a noun to say that there are crumbs all over you.

(Borising commonly occurs after a late night hookup...unidentified crumbs may appear.)
Ex 1:
"Oh man! While eating the pretzels i Borised all over myself! :("

Ex 2:
"Looks like while i was eating Boris paid me a little visit"
by lizbrez March 12, 2009
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Boris

A stingy mother fucker. One who gives as little as possible and expects to recieve a greater value in return in any scenario.
"Stop being a cheap asshole and pay for yourself."
"Stop being a Boris"
by Boris Li December 15, 2007
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