Borenado

A person prone to loud, long-winded stories of little interest to his or her captive audience. Such people can lay waste to a dinner party, other informal social gathering, or a classroom.

1) Oh crap! Jim just showed up. What a windbag. Now we're stuck listening to stupid stories about his ant farm. What a borenado. He'll totally destroy our party!

2) Professor Jones went total borenado on us in class today! She took off on a rant about war protesting in the 1960s instead of discussing Ernest Hemmingway's books.

by Rixter66 July 7, 2011

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borientation

Training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new institutional identity. Its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.

Freddy: When do you start work?
Velma: Well, I think I'll probably start working on Wednesday, but first I have to endure two horrific days of borientation.

by Matthew Lake December 8, 2007

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boreno

can be used to describe boredum or to exert frustration.

"save me from boreno."
"this day was terrible.fucking boreno."

by lauren gilhula August 18, 2008

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borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004