battle of the booties

When women shake their buttox and men ajudge which one is the sexiest.

They were haveing a battle of the booties down at the nightclub.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

bootyism

Tiger Woods' real faith and religion.

Simon: did you hear that Tiger have cured his nymphomania with Buddhism?

John: No, mate! It was Bootyism...

by GTita April 9, 2010

smooth booties

jeans with no back pockets

That girl is wearing smooth booties

by Anonymous December 2, 2002

booties

plural for booty

i saw some fat booties

by dictonaryboy May 21, 2023

Bootyism

a religion originating encouraging the endowment of large quantities of booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

Tiger wood's proclaimed religion

"Hey did you hear Tiger Woods is reinvesting himself in his Buddhist faith"

"No I think you're confused with Bootyism and from what I have heard, he has been pretty invested in his faith for a long time."

by Mr Hedon April 8, 2010

Bootism

The infatuation/obsession of butts.

R.I.P Taekbutt, cause of death Bootism.

by seobbutt May 3, 2014

dookie booties

The nondescript pair of sneakers one keeps at work to wear when one goes to take a dump, so that one cannot be identified by coworkers who look under the stall door.

Travis's intense social anxiety meant he had to hold his poo in all day rather than being discovered as a pooper by his fellow workers. His problems were solved when he started keeping a pair of dookie booties in the back of a desk drawer.

by naldo reinstein January 29, 2014