bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010

Bootyism

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.

Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.

by Marfdin April 20, 2010

Bootyism

Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.

I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.

by jackedak May 11, 2023

Bootyism

A distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the sex act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without sex their is neither liberation nor life.

Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.

by kulananda August 26, 2013

boochism

witty, intelligent, prophetic and generally life defining words and sayings of the great Booch himself! Often said by others to impress people.

Jim tried a few boochisms to try and impress the girls at the party.

by Dave34277 December 4, 2011

Bootism

Bootism is a religion. Boot is the real god. Boot loves everyone. You pray for Boot like this: Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐Boot🛐🛐

Do you know Bootism?

Yes I do. Everyone should know Bootism because he's the real God.

by Little Boot November 15, 2020

Bootism

The religion of boot.

Person: “What does boot 🛐🛐 mean?”
Me: “Bootism.”

by enimuchan November 16, 2020