Boones

A scale quite like the Richter scale, but used to measure the pervertedness of a phrase or sentence.

Andi walks in wearing thigh high stilletos and a dress.

Cody: "Did you just get off work?"

Tim: "That comment gets at least three Boones"

by CBAM!!! December 14, 2011

Boones Trail

The poop that goes up your back after you wipe

I had boones trail and it stunk

by texasgunner February 2, 2022

bonness

stinky, doesn't know how to take a bath or shower...also could be gay.

you be Bonness, yo!

or

Dude, take a shower, you're pulling a Bonness

by Midmottersfan July 16, 2004

Broness

A word used when cunsulting another one bro. It is used most often as a question. More commonly a way of greeting another bro. Stipulation on use include being a bro. See how to be a bro for more information. You can not become a bro you must be born one.

Ex. 1 One bro picks another bro up in his red truck. Conversation, "Broness...?" Response motion to rock! Follow by acknowledgement restatement of "Broness".
Ex. Ditching stuff. When about to ditch items in random place it becomes necessary to ask for the permision to do so from another one bro i.e. Lifting object about to be thrown Convs. "broness...?"Once again in the question format, and "broness" as assurance to again participate in the activity. Note: in this situation broness is not capitalized.

by Alex October 9, 2004

boobness

All things to do with the glorification, display, or adoration and appreciation of one's boobs.

I got this new cashmere sweater today, it totally enhances my boobness!

I was walking down S. Tacoma Way and all these old guys in front of the Opal were totally tracking my boobness.

I looked in the mirror and could not help smiling at my boobness.

by ParadoxCowgirl December 30, 2011

booners

1. A nickname given to people who you sincerely love.

The fact that the name is incorrectly used in the plural makes the nickname noteworthy and striking.

Hey Booners, remember that one time we ate that piece of chicken?

by RAB:) August 18, 2011

Broness

A state of close, unbreakable brotherhood. Such a state requires time, effort, trust and honesty to be fully established.

Broness, I just secured 10 million dollars from my series A round.

by jana :) July 2, 2019