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bookmark booty 

Stripe or discolors on the butt crack
She had a bookmark booty she wasnt change quick enough as an infant.

Bookmark friend 

An online friend that reminds you what page you’re on and how to move forward in the story without getting lost within 1 chapter forever
Georgia : “He’s my bookmark friend.”
Amber : “ Does it have to do with his name?”
Georgia : “No that was accidentally but it’s funny.”

muddy bookmark

When you are fucking a tramp in the ass you peel off the condom and place it in a book or magazine in their house To be discovered later.
I went to some sluts house last night and totally left a muddy bookmark in her copy of Mein Kampf.
muddy bookmark by Shithousepoet March 13, 2015

Buffalo bookmark 

wiping feces on the page of a book
Jay was mad at Dave so he took his anatomy book into the bathroom at left a Buffalo bookmark on the day's assignment.

Crappy Bookmark 

Teacher: Where did you get that bookmark
Student: In Mexico
Teacher: That's a crappy bookmark!

Macon Bookmark 

After sex, shit in any book and leave.
I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.
Macon Bookmark by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009