A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012
Get the Boob Tube Baby mug.Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man
by 00milky_loaf00 May 2, 2022
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In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.
The Bottom: —moves her butt—
The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.
The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.
by TheWeirdLost April 15, 2019
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