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Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.
"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"
by Pip the legend October 20, 2008
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bonza

Alternate spelling to 'bonzer'. Means 'brilliant'.
She's bonza mate, one-of-a-kind!
by Ash December 7, 2004
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Bonzi

Blackest thing to ever walk the Earth
by Skews,dlwls,d,d February 13, 2023
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Bonzer

Australian slang meaning "most excellent, cool, great etc". Also spelt BONZA.
Bonzer is also the name of a catering can opener, usually counter mounted.
The Bonzer Mat is a new kind of race track system for very small radio controlled cars.
open this can with the bonzer mate
been a bonzer day at the beach
Had a really close race on the bonzer mat today.
by jackass666 April 13, 2006
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Bonzai

as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"
by WeNeedTheOil May 17, 2016
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Bonzi Buddy

King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.
Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!
Mom: Was it bonzi again?
Little girl: Yes...
Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!
by The Great Vandoo September 11, 2004
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bonzalas

bonzalas is a state of insanity. It refers to the feeling of upcoming madness, instability or loss of reason.
Ricky: Damn, i woke up this morning really feeling bonzalas. Maybe it was the cocaine i did last night?
Roshaan: Yeah bro, i can see you fr lookin crazy rn.
by me & u July 7, 2022
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