Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.

Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.

by rotatedd August 12, 2025

bonker head

a silly person; a dork

Daniel is a bonker head.

by bananaheed December 11, 2009

bonker sex

1) Something incredibly good.

2) Sex so good it changes your life perspective.

"Sally and I had bonker sex then decided to break into the zoo and steal a monkey."

by yougogurl November 21, 2013

Bonker Stonker

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

slipper bonker

1) A couple who have sex with slippers on.
2) An annoying son of a bitch that you wish would be hit with something

1) Ew I hope my parents dont become slipper bonkers.
2) That god damn slipper bonker won't leave me alone.

by kanguala November 6, 2009

Nigger Bonker

A large blunt object made of wood, metal, or any other hard material used to beat or punish black people for being themselves (being niggers). May or may not have spikes on the end.

Im bout to get my nigger bonker and beat that coon back to the pre-civil war era!

by baddest ass October 8, 2008

Chonker Bonker

A person with a preference for a larger bodied, potentially overweight, partner.

Synonymous with "Chubby Chaser"

Person 1 - "I'm more into the old Jonah Hill, I prefer chunky guys."
Person 2 - "You're such a Chonker Bonker!"

by $waggo$aurusFl€x August 14, 2020