Bonerous

A portmanteau of 'Boner' and 'Onerous'. An adjective referring to a forboding sense of doom related to ones aroused state. Used to describe a boner that is bound cause the wearer some sort of trouble.

He felt a bonerous sensation coming along, as he stood there at the feminist rally.

or

He looked at his secretary and then at his trousers. Fully aware of the bonerous circumstances, he proceeded to spank dat ass.

by ElCappa August 20, 2012

bonero

Latin fuckstick used to impale young vagina. Also refered to as a penisero.

Pablo those shorts are too small, I can see you're fucking bonero!

by sitruc_snagel November 28, 2006

bonger

a person who uses what is called a "bong"

That bonger used up my weed!

by lyka April 18, 2003

bangerous

a potentially dangerous or illegal situation involving sex

Having sex while driving down the highway in rush hour is very bangerous

by McGromit May 4, 2009

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010

bonerologist

A man or woman who has researched boners immensely and know every aspect of the hard penis

That girl is at Harvard studying to be a bonerologist!

by Maxyboy6969 March 4, 2014

Bangeronies

Boobs or Tits, relating to only the ones on the larger side of the scale

Damn, look at them bangeronies.

by Eric December 9, 2003